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the mummy

The Mummy is a film written and directed in 1999 by Stephen Sommers and starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz, with Arnold Vosloo as the reanimated mummy of the title.

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jonathan carnahan

Jonathan Carnahan is played by actor, John Hannah. Jonathan is Evelyn's older brother, who is also the comic relief. He helps turn Imhotep mortal.

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quotes

Rick: Well, you probably won't live through it.
Winston: By Jove, do you really think so?
Jonathan: Well, everybody else we've bumped into has died. Why not you?

Evelyn: You lied to me.
Jonathan: I lie to everybody. What makes you so special?
Evelyn: I am your sister.
Jonathan: Yes, well that just makes you more gullible.

Jonathan: Whew! What is that god-awful stench?
[sees the warden right behind him]
Jonathan: Oh.

Rick: [to Evelyn] You all right?
Jonathan: [standing several feet behind Rick] Well, I'm not sure...

Jonathan: Well, I guess we go home empty handed. Again.
Rick: I wouldn't say that.
[Kisses Evy]
Jonathan: Oh please.
[to his camel]
Jonathan: How about you darling, would you like a little kissy-wissy?
[the camel breathes on him]
Jonathan: Whew!

[a scarab has just crawled under Jonathan's skin]
Jonathan: Do something! Do something!
[Rick flicks a knife]
Jonathan: Not that! Not that!

Jonathan: Never did like camels. Filthy buggers. They smell, they bite, they spit.
[the warden spits]
Jonathan: Disgusting.

Jonathan: [trying to buy some camels from a Bedouin] I only want four, not a whole bloody herd!

[Rick comes in and sees Jonathan being interrogated by thugs]
Rick: Uh, hello. Jonathan, I thought I said no more wild parties.
Jonathan: Well, when you're popular...

Rick: What'd you do this time?
Jonathan: Well, I haven't done anything to anybody.
[bullets fly through the door]
Jonathan: ...lately.

Jonathan: Pull me up. Pull me up.
[he sees the huge diamond on top of the pyramid]
Jonathan: Wait, wait. Let me down. Let me down.
Rick: It's not worth your life, you idiot.
Jonathan: Yes, it is. Yes, it is.

[Jonathan and a thug are being chased by pygmies and are running into the burial ground]
Jonathan: Look! There's a burial ground. We're safe! We're safe! See those sacred stones? They'll never cross those.
Thug: You are sure?
Jonathan: Yes, of course I'm sure.
[a pygmy runs past and stabs the thug. Jonathan screams]
Jonathan: Sorry. My mistake.

[after breaking the key of in the ignition]
Alex: You broke it. You broke it. You broke it.
Jonathan: Be quiet Alex. If there are going to be any hysterics, they'll come from me.

Jonathan: If you see anyone come running out screaming, don't worry - it's just me.

Rick: Where the hell's Jonathon?
[Jonathon drives up in a double-decker bus]
Evelyn: Alex.
Rick: What's the matter with my car?
Jonathan: Well, I was forced to find an alternative means of transportation.
Rick: A double-decker bus?
Jonathan: [pointing to Alex] It was his idea.
Alex: Was not!
Jonathan: Was too!
Rick: Just go!
Alex: Was not!
Jonathan: Was too!

Jonathan: Step aside, Alex... I'm a professional.

Jonathan: I say chaps, look at this. Shrunken heads. I'd love to know how they do that.
[Everybody looks strangely at Jonathan]
Jonathan: Just curious.

Ardeth Bay: If he is not killed, he will raise the Army of Anubis!
Jonathan: I take it that's not a good thing?
Rick: Oh, he'll wipe out the world.
Jonathan: Ah, the old "Wipe-Out-The-World" ploy.

step aside, alex... i'm a professional

Name: Step Aside, Alex... I'm A Professional
Subject: Jonathan Carnahan
Category: Characters: Books/Movies
Opened: 6th March 2007
Owner: Jo
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